Allies/Neutral:
- Bustin Jeabia: Émile calls this the greatest country of our time. They are very friendly and they like to send us much of the entertainment.
- Thailaos: This country would help us with any conflict that comes our way.
- South Sudussia: They like to send us nukes!! :3
- Great Briturkany: They don't fight us...
- Botswales: They buy our popsicles... Thats about it.
Enemies:
- North Sudussia: Our greatest enemy. A mutual hatred having started from the creation of our two lands for no reason at all.
- Cambindia: They just really don't like us for some reason, they like to throw nukes at us, yet, they like to throw nukes at everyone...
- Liechtenstaiwan: They like to throw nukes at us too, but not in such great quantities.
- New Griceland: In the middles of Beetropica. Probably wants to start a war with us, but they are too far away to do it.
- Siberwanda: They work hand in hand with New Griceland. If they did not, they would be demolished and assimilated.